Funny sms; 9386 messages
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....
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Aap
Achy
Imandaar
Sundur
Samjhdar
Khobsurat
Dimagh wale
Ho....
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.Pata karo ye afwahen kon phela raha hai..?
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Tragedy of life:
Just about the time
when our income gets us
to a point where
food prices dont
matter anymore,
Calories start to
matter! ;-)
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Laziness is our biggest enemy..(Allama Iqbal)
We should learn to luv our enemies.. (Quid-e-Azam)
now what should we do....?
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Pakistani ki awaam ko kitni khushiyan milli . . . ?
1. bijli jane k baad bijli aane ki khushi.
2. Line mei khara ho kar kabhi kabhi aata milne ki khushi.
3. sare din k baad raat k 11 baje gas aane ki khushi.
4. bazar se shopping kar k bomb blast se bach kar zinda ghar wapas aane ki khushi . . . ;-
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What Is The Difference Between
Feeling Numb & Feeling Dumb . . . .? ? ?
Simple Hy Yaar
An Alphabet . . . ;-
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Who Let The Dog Out . . . ? ? ?
Think
Think Hard . . .
Quite Easy . . .
Aray Idiot
Bitches Aur Kaun . . . ;->
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Q : If Parvati & Tulsi Are Running ….!
What Song Shud Be Played In D Back Ground …. ???
Think
Welll
It Willl
“Race Saaso’n Ki” ;->
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Husband Wife Main Larai Ho Gayi
Husband Ghar Se Chala Gya
Raat Ko Phone Pr Biwi Se Poocha : Khaane Main Kia Hai ?
Wife : ZEHER
Husband : Oki Tum Kha K So Jana Main Deer Se Aaonga ;->
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Mjhe Pata Hai Tum Aaj Bhi Usay Pasand Kerte Ho
Wo Aaj Bhi Tumhain Chahti Hai
Jab Bhi Tum Us Ki Gali Main Jaate Ho
Tou Wo Bhonk Bhonk Kr Apna Pyar Jatati Hai
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Father To Guy : Wud U Still Love My Daughter Even If She Was Poor ?
Guy : Off Course !
Father To Girl : He Is Not Good, We Do Not Want FOOLS In Our Family ;->
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I Proud Being Ur Friend
Bcoz
U’re
L+A+N+T+I
L = Luvly
A = Attractive
N = Noble
T = Tangible
I = Intelligent
In Short You Are 100 %
LANTI Friend ;->
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The Problem With The World Is . . .
Stupids Are Sure And Intelligents Are Full Of Doubts . . .
So Tell Me Who All Are Sure Here . . . ;->
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Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife
From 10 GirlFriends.
Even If U Pick Most Beautiful,
Most Intelligent,
Kindest Women,
There''s Still Pain Of Loosing 9 ;-
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1 Chotey Bache Ne Darwaza Khola Aur Apni Behan
K BoFrnd Ko Dekh Ker Masumiat Se Bola:
"Aap Roz Baji Se Milne Aa Jate Hyn, Kia Aap Ki
Apni Baji Nahi Hyn" ;->
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